The Young and the Tactless

Technically this page is still under construction, but when it’s done, it’ll be a nice little collection of tactless, funny, or otherwise notable things said in my household, all gathered up in one place for you to read. Sounds good, hmm? Enjoy!

• “Mom, Philomelus is really cute. But also I think he’s a little bit ugly.”

• “Mommy, why is your penis so small?”

• Ploutos: “Mommy, if I died, would you cry?”
  Me: “I would never stop crying if you died.” 
  Ploutos: “Aw Mom, that is so sweet! That makes me want to do what you say!”

• (I’m showing Ploutos baby pictures of myself) “Wow Mom! You looked like an alien when you were little!

• “Mommy, you’re old. When your birthday gets here, are you going to be all covered in mold?”