DYAC!

23 Feb 2012 1 Comment

by Chelle in And then I found 5 bucks, Ficrific, I am a nutjob Tags: autocorrect, damn you autocorrect, DYAC

Have y’all ever been to the site
damnyouautocorrect.com/ ? I love that site. I check it every morning.

I could fill up DYAC by myself on a good day, but last weekend I rooted my phone and updated the operating system and put a new Swype on it and… Jeez. Let me show you a few.

Here, I’d been trying to get my phone to spell February on something else, but it wouldn’t so I was complaining about it. I guess my phone was as upset about it as I was. IEEE!

Of course, my day wouldn’t be complete if I didn’t say something horribly pervy and embarrassing, so here my phone decided to wish my best friend some very sweet dreams. Ye Gods.

Not long ago, Jam had had an interesting day at work where a car outside of his building decided to randomly catch on fire. I was wishing him a good day when my phone decided to take the conversation in a rather violent direction. Oh, and the talk about tits? Ever since I updated my phone, Swype thinks that when I type ”you”,  what I really mean is ”tit”. So we were discussing an earlier, interesting autocorrect.

Lastly, when I am texting somebody, what I normally do is type it all out, then go back and unfix anything autocorrect has ”fixed”. A lot of the time, I end up going through something that looks like this. What I had been trying to say was ”Let me check some settings.” Not even close.

These are just the few that I screenshotted, and only from the last several days! If this keeps up, I may have a new weekly segment for my blog. We’ll call it ”How Chelle’s phone decided to humiliate her this week.” What do you guys think? Good?

I hope y’all are having a wonderful week. Type at you later!

Edit – Sorry for the huge picture files. It’s hard to know how my phone will save these things. I hope you enjoyed them anyway!