Backin’ up.
31 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
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I sure hope this works right…
There! Have you guys seen that? It’s had me giggling since I first saw it yesterday. Too funny.
Ohhhhhh, so it’s been one of those mornings. First I slept in. I wake up, stretch and roll over to look at the alarm clock. 6:50?! I usually get up at 5:30! So I jumped up, grabbed my phone and glasses, and tried to run downstairs to start the coffee brewing. I say try, because I got all of two feet away from my bed before I tripped over my cat. Grrr! After I impatiently followed my cat slowly down the stairs (making faces I wish she could understand the entire way), I started the coffee brewing and then checked my phone to see if anybody said anything nice to me over the night. I was greeted with this!
My friend wubs me.
I’d fallen asleep while texting Jam last night, and he’d sent me this. I’m actually kind of glad that I didn’t see it last night. Finding that on my phone this morning put me in a super fantastic mood. Now smiling, I set my phone down and continued about my morningly business. Suddenly, “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!” The ‘last call for waking up’ alarm was going off on my phone! I made a mad dash for it before it woke the baby up and BAM! My poor depth perception and I misjudged where I was in relation to the doorway, and I slammed my hip into it. I may or may not have shouted some cuss words. It hurt! I limped the rest of the way to my phone and turned it off, grumbling.
My coffee was finally done, so I poured myself a cup in my travel mug and ushered my step son out the door so I could take him to school. As I was walking, I went to take a sip of my coffee and missed my mouth, spilling coffee all down my front. Oh my gosh. I was so irritated. I mean, I know that no day of mine is complete without spilling my coffee, but still! So I got into the van to drive all maniacally like, but then I looked at the sky. You know how in movies and such they’ll fast forward the time, and they’ll show the sky and the clouds will all be zooming by? It was like that. Very heavy cloud cover moving very fast. Very neat. Very very very. So that made me feel better. (Very.)
I got to school and back without incident, and then it was time to do my workout. If I’m going to be gaining all this weight, I need to make sure it goes where I want it to. I’m already a little unhappy about the way I look. So I’m working out, working out and then OH MY GOD THERE IS A HORRIBLE CRAMP IN THE BACK OF MY LEFT THIGH and you guys? I hate being touched, but I am getting kinda desperate for a massage here. Blah. I rubbed the cramp out and finished up my workout, then hopped in the shower. Now, you wouldn’t think that much could happen in the shower, but surprise! First, I got my shower poof snagged on my belly button ring. (It’s a butterfly.) While struggling with that, I knocked my comb off of the ledge and into the tub. Finally I got my shower poof and belly ring to disengage each other, and I bent over to pick my comb up. I must have grabbed it in just the wrong way, because i cut myself! On the teeth of my comb! I cut my stupid finger on the stupid teeth of my stupid comb and it was exactly like a stupid paper cut! Gee whiz.
And that’s been my morning! So far nothing else untoward has happened to me, for which I am so thankful. Amazingly, I am still in a good mood, thanks to a certain smiley face, although at this point, I’m kinda just hoping I make it through today alive. Wish me luck!
How has your day been so far?
